geek txt

  • You know you’re an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically.
  • When I want your opinion, I’ll beat it out of you”
  • We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?
  • Time flies when you are sick and psychotic.
  • The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
  • The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.
  • The box said “Requires Windows 95 or better.” So I installed LINUX”
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • Quiet – Alpha Geek at work.
  • Press any key… no, no, no, not that one!
  • Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up)
  • NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement
  • Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
  • NEVER, BUT NEVER question the ENGINEERS judgement”
  • If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  • I dont know what your problem is, but I’ll bet its hard to pronounce.
  • I cant be fired,slaves are sold
  • Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
  • ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.
  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
  • Department of Redundancy Department.
  • Deja Moo: The feeling you’ve heard this bullshit before.
  • Dain bramaged.
  • Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)
  • C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL
  • Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth.
  • Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.
  • 90% of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at.

frases tomadas de no me acuerdo donde, desp si pienso un poco lo averiguo

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